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Notice to Vacate: An Eviction Letter to the Pests Eating My Dahlias
Green Lacewing (one of the good guys), waiting patiently. To the spider mites, the earwigs, and especially the thrips, residing without permission at the property known as My Garden: This letter serves as formal notice that your tenancy is terminated, effective immediately. I’d like to say it’s nothing personal, but it is most definitely personal.…